Manufactured Lean in the USA
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Industry jokes

Thursday, Apr 25, 2019

It’s a little-known fact that the manufacturing industry can be a hilarious affair. The next time you find yourself struggling to make it through that telltale afternoon slump, walk over to a colleague or yours and let loose with one of these side-splitting jokes we collected from the Internet.

What do you call an adequate manufacturing plant?

A satisfactory.

What did one automated robot say to the other?

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Why did the CEO make everyone at the manufacturing plant go on a diet?

She wanted a lean facility.

A wife asks her husband, an engineer, "Darling, can you please go to the store and buy one pint of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen!"

Off he goes. Half an hour later the husband returns with 12 pints of milk.

His wife stares at him and asks, "Why on earth did you get 12 pints of milk?"

"Well… they had eggs" he replied.

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