In these uncertain times, perhaps you’ve considered adding a guard dog to your arsenal? Well, move over Rover, because there’s a new hellhound in town.
Meet the Thermonator, the latest creation from Ohio company Throwflame. Packed with all the firepower of a flamethrower and the agility of man’s best friend, this weaponized pooch is ready to protect your turf from Lord Voldemort, Darth Vader and the apocalypse—just as our founding fathers intended. Equipped with laser sighting and first-person view (FPV) navigation, Thermonator comes with instant ignition and a firing range of up to 30 feet. It can even shoot napalm. Plus, it’s got LIDAR for obstacle avoidance, so Fido is as smart as he is deadly. Best of all, you can unleash the fury from the comfort of your own home, thanks to the Thermonator’s remote operations capabilities.
Flamethrowers are legal in 48 states and totally unregulated. Of course, our Hamilton engineers did identify a missed opportunity by not making Thermonator raise its leg to pee fire, but still. All of this extra protection can be yours for less than $10K.
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