We’re American-made. We love America. And in this country, there are three unalienable rights: Life, liberty, and the pursuit of mullets. And that is why we’re rooting for the winner of the 2022 USA Mullet Championships. Sincerely.
Open submissions for the Men’s Adult Division category are currently being accepted, so what are you waiting for? First prize is $2,500 for the best business in front, party in back coiffure.
According to the competition’s website, long before the mullet was glorified in the 80s by such follicle whales as Hulk Hogan, Rob Lowe and Patrick Swayze, the mullet was rocked by the warriors of Ancient Greece (another reason we love them). And by all accounts, the planet’s most polarizing haircut has been making a comeback for a while now (thanks to a certain pandemic and shows like “Tiger King”). There are too many versions to count: the Kentucky waterfall, the Camero cut, the Beaver Paddle, the Neck Warmer. Whatever your wolf cut speed, you can’t deny they’re addictive to look at.
So if you think you’ve got what it takes to claim the glory, hurry up and get those mudflap mugs styled and ready. Registration ends Wednesday, August 31, and you can cast your vote on Facebook.
Because no one deserves to have a bad hair day.